bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via doctorrose-andotherfandoms)
why did paul mccartney cross the road
so he could get hit by a car in hopes that he will die and have a canadian lookalike come and cover up his death by taking his place for the next 47 years
(via here-comes-king-mercury)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via thereactionof1984)

